pastabilities's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[link gets teh stolen!!!!!]

hey

what the fuck is the set-up for this

i want to see who got pissed at what

[Megaman VS Windman]

sprites

managed to get a smile off of me which is fuckin insane for something like this

inconsistency between the sprites and flash's non-anti-aliasing is the only bothersome thing. what I mean is make the text boxes and font 8-bit and such.

Serpent101 responds:

Zomg it's Brendan! Sup?

The next movie will probably have voices so you won't have to worry about that. Thanks for the positive review (Or as positive as your reviews get.)

[& So We Love Playstation]

crude animation

can tell effort was put in

poorly drawn, and somewhat disrespect to billy joel.

I only like, like three games out of all mentioned.

[The Real Legend 3]

great animation

i waited for this like 3 years

the only gripe i have is the inconsistent sound quality.

i love earth wind & fire.

[Metal Gear Life Alarm]

was pretty cool

it was all right.

also, to 1qsc below me in the reviews... metal gear was never on super nintendo :/

mrnihil responds:

no. it's regular NES.

[Metal Gear: Cheater]

no.

poorly drawn, colonel and snake barely show any age (looks like teenagers) the acting is so forced and horrible it's not even funny, and the whole flash is not really funny at all. the joke is "codec stops everything in the game" and it didn't need to be stretched five minutes. a two-panel comic strip could have done better.

Shadowii2 responds:

For Colonel, I fail at drawing old people. For Snake, that's my style for drawing him.

Thanks for your opinions though.

[A diary of an unborn kid.]

hilarious

you made a mass of cells sing... cool...

[Grand Theft Awesome]

great

This was funny, I could really relate to the satire with getting shot and losing the phone, jacking taxi instead of passenger, etc. etc. and it didn't stress to be completely random with the "real" Awesome series. Plus the subject [Grand Theft Auto] is rarely parodied, so there's some originality for you. Which is pretty ironic as you copied the foundation of the Flash from someone else... but you did it better!

Submissions like this on Newgrounds come once a blue moon... you did a good job. This deserves a 10, that's what I honestly think. Not just "lol i liked it 5 rating 5 rating 5 rating"

[More Brawl Taunts]

sickening

could barely get through the opening scene, where that girl has a shirt that says "I OWNZ YOU" and that guy has a fucking Zelda hat. seeing Snake with green equipment on, fighting MetaKnight and biting him, following up with "hmm, tasty" almost made me kill myself.

good thing there won't be a third. but i'm sure this is going to live on to be quoted all the fucking time for years to come, just like metal gear awesome.

[Brawl Taunts]

Not really funny at all.

The animation was decent, going by a little too fast; it's pretty clear now that Weegee is a dead meme. Thanks for killing it, it died young.

The "funny" itself went by way too fast and I didn't have a grip on what's going on, but I guess it's because this submission is so RAAAANDOM ROFL XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!

The voicing was pretty good, most were pretty identical to the original actors. Except for Snake, but then again, I guess his voice was a representation of how bad his segment was at the end. Did I say bad? I meant good, because everyone still laughs at Colonel Campbell going "SNAKE, WHAT HAPPENED? SNAKE...! SNAKE!" even though it's already aged a decade.

tl:dr kill yourself