pastabilities's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Breaks his Neck]

Instant win.

Thank you so fucking much, Don't You Forget About Me was the perfect song. Nice to see one video game flash on Newgrounds without god damned heavy metal shoved into it.

[Metal Gear Awesome]

Oh, my God.

I was just thinking of doing something like this yesterday... well, probably a good thing, because this is funny fucking shit.

[Who Killed Ken Kutaragi]

Animation was... jumpy.

The only funny thing was possibly the intro. Everything else was just random blather that the characters pulled out of their asses.

Plus, the Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater joke was so unnecessary (as was the incredibly jumpiness of the character models) . EVA never even really betrayed Snake that much, mostly lied to him. Wasen't evil, either.

However, it was an OK flash.

AceRaynor responds:

I don't recall ever saying Eva was evil. Eva lied to Snake, slept with him, and ran off with the money (which later turned out to be fake but whatever). I'd feel betrayed if something like that happened. Hell, I'd feel betrayed if someone ate my sandwich...

[Our First Halloween]

Gah...

Just, sorry, the humor sucked totally. Everything was all so cliché.

The scene with the first trick-or-treaters... possible, the only thing not cliché in this movie (which is the only thing that made me laugh) was that last line with the "No. End. Bye".

btw, good job on everything else (lol that dude is an asshole w/the kids)

[Draw Like A Pro]

yeah, just one thing...

Link is left-handed. His shield should be where his sword his and vice-versa.

[SnB: Halloween Edition]

Woah, didn't that suck!

How about this
Stop pulling these flashes out of your ass every minute you spend on Newgrounds.

This might be a crazy though but... how about THINKING THROUGH YOUR FLASHES BEFORE YOU MAKE THEM.

The only reason you got on your very own collection is because of the good animation. Big fucking whoop. Doesn't erase the shitty humor, though! No, IT REALLY DOESN'T. That's what appeals the crowd, if you humor sucks, OH NO HERE COMES THE HIJINX, BLAM, however if the animation is good OH NO ANOTHER HIJINX, PROTECTED.

How about a first of the following... write a script. Do a rough draft. Show it to other people and so you have your second opiniob. Then just MAYBE this would have good quality. CRAZY IDEA HUH

o ya an work on ur voice acting a (skittles n) bit huh lol