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Instant win.

Thank you so fucking much, Don't You Forget About Me was the perfect song. Nice to see one video game flash on Newgrounds without god damned heavy metal shoved into it.

Oh, my God.

I was just thinking of doing something like this yesterday... well, probably a good thing, because this is funny fucking shit.

Animation was... jumpy.

The only funny thing was possibly the intro. Everything else was just random blather that the characters pulled out of their asses.

Plus, the Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater joke was so unnecessary (as was the incredibly jumpiness of the character models) . EVA never even really betrayed Snake that much, mostly lied to him. Wasen't evil, either.

However, it was an OK flash.

AceRaynor responds:

I don't recall ever saying Eva was evil. Eva lied to Snake, slept with him, and ran off with the money (which later turned out to be fake but whatever). I'd feel betrayed if something like that happened. Hell, I'd feel betrayed if someone ate my sandwich...

Sorry, you fail.

The chibi version of Metal Gear Solid isn't replaced characters that isn't even recognizable.

The only person I could actually tell who it was, was Solid... "Jackal".

Look, I can just straight out say this just sucked. I don't even need to watch episode one to know it.

Gah...

Just, sorry, the humor sucked totally. Everything was all so cliché.

The scene with the first trick-or-treaters... possible, the only thing not cliché in this movie (which is the only thing that made me laugh) was that last line with the "No. End. Bye".

btw, good job on everything else (lol that dude is an asshole w/the kids)

I don't like System of a Down...

...I think their songs are actually funny as hell. As illustrated in this flash, with randomness.

SoaD is so random. I mean, "My cock is much bigger than yours"? A song from a nice soft guitar solo to "HAY MAN LEWK AT ME ROCKIN OUT IM ON THE - RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO"

lol

lol

"Xqs Me Princess"
I just got it.

Anyways, I was hoping I'd see something added when I saw this on front page, because 6 months ago I saw it on Something Awful.

yeah, just one thing...

Link is left-handed. His shield should be where his sword his and vice-versa.

woah

that remix sucked... the A-ha one was so much better.

Woah, didn't that suck!

How about this
Stop pulling these flashes out of your ass every minute you spend on Newgrounds.

This might be a crazy though but... how about THINKING THROUGH YOUR FLASHES BEFORE YOU MAKE THEM.

The only reason you got on your very own collection is because of the good animation. Big fucking whoop. Doesn't erase the shitty humor, though! No, IT REALLY DOESN'T. That's what appeals the crowd, if you humor sucks, OH NO HERE COMES THE HIJINX, BLAM, however if the animation is good OH NO ANOTHER HIJINX, PROTECTED.

How about a first of the following... write a script. Do a rough draft. Show it to other people and so you have your second opiniob. Then just MAYBE this would have good quality. CRAZY IDEA HUH

o ya an work on ur voice acting a (skittles n) bit huh lol

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