pastabilities's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Megaman VS Windman]

sprites

managed to get a smile off of me which is fuckin insane for something like this

inconsistency between the sprites and flash's non-anti-aliasing is the only bothersome thing. what I mean is make the text boxes and font 8-bit and such.

Serpent101 responds:

Zomg it's Brendan! Sup?

The next movie will probably have voices so you won't have to worry about that. Thanks for the positive review (Or as positive as your reviews get.)

[Metal Gear Life Alarm]

was pretty cool

it was all right.

also, to 1qsc below me in the reviews... metal gear was never on super nintendo :/

mrnihil responds:

no. it's regular NES.

[Metal Gear: Cheater]

no.

poorly drawn, colonel and snake barely show any age (looks like teenagers) the acting is so forced and horrible it's not even funny, and the whole flash is not really funny at all. the joke is "codec stops everything in the game" and it didn't need to be stretched five minutes. a two-panel comic strip could have done better.

Shadowii2 responds:

For Colonel, I fail at drawing old people. For Snake, that's my style for drawing him.

Thanks for your opinions though.

[F.U. Too: Director's Cut]

Oh, my God..!

Something so decent on Newgrounds, it actually DESERVES frontpage!! Wow! This was great! No anime-- hardly any video game references..! This is the flash of my dreams!

rockymike responds:

Yeah, I focused a lot more on movie references - kind of the Family Guy approach I guess. Thanks for the great review!

[Some Random Thing]

dumb and a waste of your time making this bullshit

nice job ripping off a shitty flash series, thus making this a DOUBLE FAIL. you lose, good day sir... which reminds me, you stole the spin me right 'round joke from YTMND... you've gone too far.

64 responds:

Lol, you're an idiot.

[Stupid Mario Bros]

OK

now I've seen everything (why do I talk in this dumb voice oh yeah it's because I wanna cover it up so people don't know I'm really eight years old)

tank2tank responds:

8 years old? How DARE YOU. That wasn't my voice - it was my brother's voice and I made the pitch higher. He's 14. Not 8.
...
Actually looking back on it, it did kinda sound a bit gay. No home-made voice overs in the next episode. OK?

[Mario: Bob-Omb Battle]

Wow.

Nice Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom rip off...

JonBro responds:

It's not a Rise of the MK ripoff. As you can see, it's a very different storyline, new cinematic approach, and new sprites.
Although, I admit, I tried pretty hard to make one of the Mario sprites look like Randy's. And it's pretty obvious I also tried to make the same Mario and Luigi photo as seen in RotMK 2 and 4.
Otherwise, this Mario movie could and should NOT be considered, as you put it, a ripoff.

Still, I appreciate the fact that you bothered to vote fairly.

[SSBM Collab]

...what was the point of all that?

That animation was terrible. It had no plot, and just overall... dumb as hell. I couldn't even see it to the end because of that shitty looping music. It looked like that it was all done by one person, because I don't see a difference between any of them.

LilDwarf responds:

looping music? It wasn't looping @__@

[Sonic's Look Alikes]

Lah-mao, shoot myself?

I've certainly never heard someone say that before. At least be original when you insult somebody when they don't agree with you! For shame!

Vixin-McCloud responds:

Disagreeing is one thing, but TELLING ME TO BEND DOWN AND KICK MY OWN ASS IS ANOTHER!!! If you said something like 'this movie suck for the following reasons' and told me why, I would've taken you more seriously.

Besides, since when did I need YOUR approval on anything. If you've never heard anyone say that before and I've never heard anyone say that before then it must be...hmm...what's the word I'm looking for...Oh that's right. ORIGINAL!!!

So stop filling my review box with shit!! If you don't like my movies, DON'T WATCH THEM!!! Although if you MUST watch anything with my name on it, I suggest you should rip both eyes out of your sockets.

[Metroid: U.O Part 2]

rofl...

i don't know if it was intended but this sucessfully rips off that dumbass legend of zelda: unknown origins thing. this was funny as hell, it makes no sense at all and makes fun of that flash... if this was meant to be serious, it still makes no sense, lol.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

First off...wtf is Zelda:Unknown origins? And why would this make fun of it?