pastabilities's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[World 1-4 Mario Vs Bowser]

Wow...

that was... amazing.

just, awesome.

I thought you were gonna get Mario a Fire Flower so it would be revealed that it wasen't really Bowser (since the title implies it's World 1-4, not 8-4). Oh, and thought you were gonna get in with the "THANK YOU MARIO, BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE" :)

good job, you win at life

[Survivor: Hyrule]

I don't get it

Because you've probably skipped some parts in Zelda, too.
1: Link isn't from the Kokiri tribe, he's a Hylian, you skipped the text after the Forest Medallion, huh?
2: Gannon was sealed in the Sacred Realm... not the Temple of Time. Skipped the ending, eh? Was meant to stay that way until Wind Waker...
meh, it was cartoony like flash, it was alright... and it was random what would happen if you ate a ghost, you'd either recover or lose hearts... geez.

[Mario's Hat-Napping]

Copy and paste what I said before you submitted...

I hate those captions... they make it look like the ground is making expressions. You COULD'VE at least make that "earthquake" effect when the camera moves a little when an explosion happens or when in this case, Swing your arms from side to side! falls head-first when his hat got stolen. EDIT: Oh, now I did, because of frickin' dial-up.
You need to shorten the 1-UP part and cut out the Luigi parts, because that wasen't funny. I don't know what happened with that bullet bill. But you can keep in the last part. It was good, but you NEED, or should I say, SHOULD'VE took my advice for things above. The only reason it got Mario collection and a decent score is because of good animation and cliche plot, but since you didn't listen to me, you fail at life.

[Super Smash Sisters]

It wasn't that good...

So ... what, baby Mario and Luigi is Mario and Luigi's kids? That doesn't make sense, but OK. Neither does it make sense that Daisy is Peach's sister. Ah, well. You could've heightened the pitch for Peach when it was all "No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!" Sound like she's some transvestite. One from Transylvania/Pennsylvania.

[Pixels on the Brain]

Great.

Wow... I see Dungeon Studios all the time on NG. Anyway, this was great. Favorite was the Super Mario Bros. 2 skit. Kinda rip-offed Robot Chicken, but in a good way.

[Mr_Artist attack]

Heh.

I like your replies to the reviewers.
It doesn't desurve a ten, but it'll get a high one, because like Family Guy, I generally love random shit. FIVEN IFDUFDFIFIVIVE IFDCE FICE FICVJE FICE!!!1111!V b

BreadFruitLock responds:

YOU HAVE PLZED THE BREADFRUIT

[My Tear for London]

what

This flash was horrible. Don't even get me started on the drawing. I don't live in Britain, but this makes it seems your DISrespecting London. A stupid and evil act on London? Pfft, you're all acting so innocent. Someone bombs somebody for a reason, and now everyone is pointing fingers at Al Queda. And London wasent "covered in bombs," there were only 4. And why does his eyes cry blood? A tear of blood for Britain? This flash - it was disrespecting. When you want to people hear your word, use a damn Forum, or whatever, not flash. I bet after this, you're going to reply to me caling me a racist.

[Super Mario Physics]

Genius.

Wow, this was really good. The humor was fresh, nothing was cliche. Although, you could've heightened your pitch for Lakitu.

"It's a-me! Mar--*spontaneous combusteds*"
Heh. Nice staying in course with the game. There were no plotholes, it was awesome.

Magius responds:

Glad you like it, but none of it was cliche? I find that a little hard to believe...

Thanks. ^^

[Link vs Darklink]

urgh

Great animation, but CHRIST, the story made no sense. Put the story in someone else's hands, because that made as much sense as the "this statement is false," if not, less sense.

[Zelda's PRIDE force]

Eh...

Overused anime expressions. Kind of didn't see it coming and -- WOAH, MARIO IS SHORT! I mean, GEEZ, I know Mario was SUPPOSE to be a little short, in which I heard of trimming the hedges, but you've scorched the earth! Jeez... so... SMALL! Did he eat a Posion Mushroom or something? He shouldn't of refused to eat the Super Mushroom. And you're four years later on making fun of Super Mario Sunshine, that joke is dead. Well, Mario's voice was too high, and... er... CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISCM'D!