pastabilities's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario the F*cker [EDITED]]

lol

Lol, should've stuck the alternate ending. Great movie, but the bleeps barely did anything...

averageroadkill responds:

lol thanks...by the way your like the 15th person to say the bleeps dont do anything...i dunno why everyone thinks that, and besides i don't know what to do about it XD

[Sobe - Fuel Drink]

Uh, soutafrica.

If you search Sobe on Newgrounds, theres only TWELVE flash movies that parody it. Still, I think those commercials are hilarious. Good movie, my friend did the same kind of Sobe thing exept with Sonic.

[Mario and Link Reunite]

Oh my God!

The movie was excilierating, i mcanbt even spel rite!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
That's gotta be the best thing I've seen, and especially the voice over bloopers! This has got my #1 Favorite Submission, you outmatch everyone on Newgrounds. No, it's not sarcasm, but if I was gay I'd come over your house and marry you for your talent. The voice acting was fantastic, the fight had a lot of guns and swords too!
...But Link had a hat, and Mario didn't have a sword...
Such a sad ending, indeed... ;_;

[Zelda: Cucco Fury]

Batdood...

You have the most funniest and stupidest review in the galazy.

Oh yes, right, the movie, Mr. Monk...

It was kinda good, but you could've gotten real music, not record it. Little things like the "bink," sound was OK to record, but not whole music. The Tic-Tac-Toe thing was kinda funny. The beginning blurring effect also looked professional, I should help do your next movie.

-El Travo

[-meh.-]

Uh..

The play button didn't work..

But I gave everything a 5 to balence everything out, unlike all the 0's the morons on Newgrounds give.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Are you sure the play button didnt work?

I've tried it on 2 different computers and had no problems thus far.

:( Hmmmm.

[Mario's Bang]

Heh

The mouth on Mario is half-assed done.
Although.. She's driving Mario so crazy he's defying laws of gravity!

LordOfKetchup responds:

Exactly! I thought nobody would get that. Next up, Isaac Newton vs. Mario.

OMG!!1!! Who will win!?!?!11/

[Super Mario Gaming World]

Luigi is the worst brother ever

;_;

[All Your Bass]

Um.

It's pronounced Bass, as a fish. Look it up in MM8.

[Super Mario: Toads Rage 7]

"...TOAD"

Now, if only that great animation skills could've fit in with good plot, good voice acting, and good ... Well, overall. I guess they didn't like the great animation.

mchawking responds:

It's cool... look for improvements in teh future.

~Nate Johnson
natenation dot com

[TLoZ: Prequel of Time]

...So inaccurate..

Most inaccurate movie ever.

1: That did NOT happen. Link's dad was in the war, then his mom left him at the Great Deku Tree in the forest, until Mom died. Then the Deku Tree raised Link. Not all this shit about Saria raising him. You even mispronounced her name. and Navi's.

2: WTF? Link had ADVENTURES? I though after OoT, Navi seperated with Link, then Link spent months with Zelda. After that, he tried looking for Navi, then Majora's Mask became and Link never returned to Hyrule again.

3: ...Why would Link kill Navi when Navi was his partner... Geez, so he went through looking for Navi all this time for nothing?

4: Nice.. Voices?!

Geez, everyone likes it for all its inaccuracy... And.. Bull..Shit...