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[Metroid: U.O Part 2]

rofl...

i don't know if it was intended but this sucessfully rips off that dumbass legend of zelda: unknown origins thing. this was funny as hell, it makes no sense at all and makes fun of that flash... if this was meant to be serious, it still makes no sense, lol.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

First off...wtf is Zelda:Unknown origins? And why would this make fun of it?

[Link-et?!]

ROFL @ Daily 5th

this wasn't really anything special, I know I saw the script for this at VCA, and I almost applied for a voice part as Link.

LilDwarf responds:

ok....O_o

[Zelda: UO Epis:1]

Terrible, nice effort, but les terrible

(Sorry if this review sounds lousy, but I just did like, six paragraphs, but I entered my password in wrong and lost the whole thing, so I'm kind of pissed off and trying to rewrite it ASAP.)
Navi's voice is lousy, it sound so cliche, just like the zagabillion other parodies about her (except mine). And get rid of that echo!
The whole idea of this makes no sense, when does it take place? The beginning of OoT, since he has Navi, but it makes more sense for it to be the end, but he has Navi! How are the events of Majora's Mask ever going to play out? Everyone's design seems like you didn't want it ANYTHING like it should be. A good example is Link, he has a sleeveless tunic and brown pants, and no boots? The fuck? Right away I know this is just inspiration from InuYasha, the main part you gave away were the eyes. Another example is the whole design of Saria. Nothing about her is correct (besides she's a girl!) Mido looks absolutely nothing like he should, and the "Diggs" character is so unnecessary.
If you stick to what I said above, this will be great. I want to think of this as a pilot, not the real thing. I want something good to come out of this. Again sorry for the lousy review.

[MGS: Happy Fathers Day]

Wow, a flash with the old Big Boss!

It's probably the first one, and is pulled off excellent. The whole thing (ignoring the obvious plot holes) was great.

The R1 thing was kind of useless, since it appears only once, and that was for the MGS3: Snake Eater game, which is clearly recognized.

The subtitles being on or off only appears in the last frame, so you need to fix that.

Solidus should look and sound exactly like Big Boss, after all, he is the exact clone of him.

A Patriot gun is an XM16E1 with the barrel cut short and the stock taken off, only used by The Boss. The handgun he used an M1911A1.

Overall, this flash movie was great and a perfect Metal Gear Father's Day :)

[Metal Gear Muffin Mission]

it was alright

mous-TACHE! lol, accent.

[super marrio parodies]

lol

lol, irony @ king david.

[Tails and his GBA 3]

These aren't funny.

I don't know how you can slap an AYB joke and then it's all front page. Seriously, the animation is fucking great, but it seems that's all you need to get on the front page. Then people kiss ass because it's good animation. And they think the jokes are original. No! It isn't! Putting "LMAO" and "ROFL!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!! lol i funny for teh 1s in the !!!! and taslkin lik dis lololololol" isn't funny at all.

Please develop some humor skills when you make a comedy sprite movie like this.

RupeeClock responds:

1: That was just the opening, but it wasn't MEANT to be the best part of the movie. :S

2: There's no AYB joke in this movie, you're thinking of GBA 2, and THAT didn't get frontpage!