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a rebuttal

coke and french fries

(dunno how you won)

LMFAO

LMFAO, I recognize that music, it's from DKC. 7 for nostailga!

Wow.

Nice Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom rip off...

JonBro responds:

It's not a Rise of the MK ripoff. As you can see, it's a very different storyline, new cinematic approach, and new sprites.
Although, I admit, I tried pretty hard to make one of the Mario sprites look like Randy's. And it's pretty obvious I also tried to make the same Mario and Luigi photo as seen in RotMK 2 and 4.
Otherwise, this Mario movie could and should NOT be considered, as you put it, a ripoff.

Still, I appreciate the fact that you bothered to vote fairly.

Yep

More plotholes and innaccurate character designs faster than you can say, uhm, well, the only joke in your movies. "Pie!"

Retarded

I couldn't stand watching this after Link said "I'm not a civilian". Nothing looked like what it did, the story made no sense, and... it sucked.

Needs moar animation!

This is a good flash, but it needs way more animation. All it was, was a sound clip, text that appeared, and a movie clip symbol.

RIVETING STORYLINE

Great choreogrophy. Kevin Smith did one fucking job of directing, and the casting was absolutely terrific. The role of Mario played by Michael J. Fox was probably his best role ever. My dick had one hell of a boner while I watched this. Keep up the good work.

...what was the point of all that?

That animation was terrible. It had no plot, and just overall... dumb as hell. I couldn't even see it to the end because of that shitty looping music. It looked like that it was all done by one person, because I don't see a difference between any of them.

LilDwarf responds:

looping music? It wasn't looping @__@

roflmao

five and all ten just for the author's commentary.

Lah-mao, shoot myself?

I've certainly never heard someone say that before. At least be original when you insult somebody when they don't agree with you! For shame!

Vixin-McCloud responds:

Disagreeing is one thing, but TELLING ME TO BEND DOWN AND KICK MY OWN ASS IS ANOTHER!!! If you said something like 'this movie suck for the following reasons' and told me why, I would've taken you more seriously.

Besides, since when did I need YOUR approval on anything. If you've never heard anyone say that before and I've never heard anyone say that before then it must be...hmm...what's the word I'm looking for...Oh that's right. ORIGINAL!!!

So stop filling my review box with shit!! If you don't like my movies, DON'T WATCH THEM!!! Although if you MUST watch anything with my name on it, I suggest you should rip both eyes out of your sockets.

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