pastabilities's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zelda: UO Epis:4]

top notch

it looks like this is taking place after twilight princess. that doesn't seem right... the beginning hints that link was having visions, but he dismisses it as memories. twilight princess could be taking place after this because now link maybe actually getting visions.

it is the same type of animation and graphics, but with slight improvements. the story is interesting but the humor is still lacking some (i shouldn't be the one saying this though, it's corny anime humor which i don't really like).

i'm hoping that in the next one that the great deku tree is not as big and menacing as the one in ocarina of time, as after completing the forest temple a new one sprouts out.

the kokiria aren't very smart building civilization away from the great deku tree... it's like building a desert base away from an oasis.

[Zelda: UO Epis:3]

hahaha...

this was better than the last two which makes it decent. for one, the story makes sense, I don't know if you actually meant to change it for me and the people that didn't like Link like that, or you always originally had it planned it out. if it was because of me, I apologize, you didn't have to. anyway, even after this, I still don't think much of the graphics or style, but the animation was even better. you used mostly the original music which I liked also, instead of remixes. voice acting isn't the best, but it's slightly better, but still anime corny.

all in all, good job! an idea that would be cool was during the manga sequence, there could've been "ghost" voices... kinda like those fade-out-fade-in kinda things. if you ever played San Andreas in the beginning, CJ picks up a photo of his mom and he gets flashbacks, shit like that, but I doubt you did... you should probably look it up on youtube to see what I'm talking about.

[a SMB3 Tale I]

Ruined by freeze-frame easter egg.

I was watching the movie thinking "Good God, how many times must this be rehashed"... but then when Mario and Luigi got those power-ups it was a cameo of the author. It kinda itched at me as a grab for attention, but I shrugged it off with the nice animation.

But what the fuck? "PWN3D, VOTE 5 ;)"?

I just closed it down. Tough luck, but that's a literal insta-fail.

[F.U. Too: Director's Cut]

Oh, my God..!

Something so decent on Newgrounds, it actually DESERVES frontpage!! Wow! This was great! No anime-- hardly any video game references..! This is the flash of my dreams!

rockymike responds:

Yeah, I focused a lot more on movie references - kind of the Family Guy approach I guess. Thanks for the great review!

[Popular on the Internet]

Maaaan!

I wonder if anyone actually got the message from this flash.
You get all tens.

[Some Random Thing]

dumb and a waste of your time making this bullshit

nice job ripping off a shitty flash series, thus making this a DOUBLE FAIL. you lose, good day sir... which reminds me, you stole the spin me right 'round joke from YTMND... you've gone too far.

64 responds:

Lol, you're an idiot.

[Stupid Mario Bros. 2]

Well, that was terrible.

Ever heard of motion guides? You should really use them.

Ever heard of all the other "Super Mario Bloopers" that are all the same?

Yeah, you should stop contributing to them and actually develop originality.

(D'OH!)

[Stupid Mario Bros]

OK

now I've seen everything (why do I talk in this dumb voice oh yeah it's because I wanna cover it up so people don't know I'm really eight years old)

tank2tank responds:

8 years old? How DARE YOU. That wasn't my voice - it was my brother's voice and I made the pitch higher. He's 14. Not 8.
...
Actually looking back on it, it did kinda sound a bit gay. No home-made voice overs in the next episode. OK?

[A Link to the Past]

HOYL FUCK

A FLASH CONTAINING NOTHING BUT MOTION TWEENS AND MOVIE CLIPS.

ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST COULD PULL THIS OFF

[Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER]

LMFAO

hahahah, big boss in the snake eater box ftw