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[Animash]

Uhh..

What shinobi2 said...

[Ode to Cigarette]

ROFL

ARE
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pwn'd

[Mario And Luigi Forever 1]

Whatever Happened to Robot-Plot?

Dude
My computer FUCKED UP when I watched this. Geez, great, another artist who puts WAY too much detail in the Mushrrom Kingdom, just like when Randy Solem did in Rotmk3.

Good choice of OCRemixes.

...Where is the plot. All I saw was "When M&L were born they had an important task", then I saw random koopas beating the shit out of Toads.

Then theres this weird scene I don't understand at all with Mario. Hes in bed.. O NOES BAD THINGS HAPPEN!111

Hah, nice easter egg on the TV.

Was.. The Toad molesting the kid..? Just frickin' great, now perversion.

Good trailers, I still don't understand anything.

At the intro, I was all like "brilliant!" I guess I take back my comment and replace it with "Not dumb!". Oh yeah, animation was good.

Anyways, DEVELOP A PLOT, not EVERYONE wants action stuff and all there is will be action crap.

Swapp responds:

Commentary Quote :

The plot may seem a little odd but more will be explained in part 2...

>.>.....sigh

[Bill gate's dark secret.]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

What the fuck, I waited for the fucking credits at the begininng for a flash that lasts 15 seconds? WHAT THE HELL WAS HIS SECRET?! WHY DID YOU MAKE THE FRAMUS CRAP AT THE BEGINING SO LONG?!
My God, next time, dont make a flash with the credits at the begininng lasting for 20 minutes and dont make then the real flash only 10 seconds.

[Mario's 5th Element (1up)]

Wow

Um.. Sticking Luigi there as an Opera Singer.. That just killed it.

Nice tho.

Yoshi-1up responds:

That was the main part! lol

Don't even look at the fight scene (if there was even one) XD

[Sonic: Uncut 3]

Erm..

The only good parts is when Metal Sonic said "Kiss my Blue Plated Ass", which you ripped off Futurama, good job.

The McDonald scene, I dunno if you got the joke from Simpsons, but still good.

The voices were horrible, so was the humor, its too much like a Disney show (Lizzie McLesbianGuire?).

The scene with the car sucked ass, if Tails liked this song, then why did he pick Kidz Bop?

I'm no Sonic fan, but wasn't Shadow just a clone?

[Rush++]

..Woah.

I do not know what the hell just happened. But this is freaking great piece of anime work. Didn't think the booping music was all that good.. There is SOME anime violence.. Humor I give a 7, which is your regular old anime humor. Overall 9!

P.S: Have you noitced every anime has at least one supernatural thing in it?

P.S.S: Hey, the review box changed since my last one

[Super Mario: Toads Rage 5]

Woah..

This sucks.

1: How the hell.. HOW DID TOAD GET RED EYES? HOW DID HE TURN INTO THE HULK?!

2: Luigi calling Toad the "unfamous one"? Well, Toad never helps Mario&L on their adventures, so it's his problem.

3: How did.. Why did it suddenly turn into DBZ(Possibly worst anime ever)?

4: Mario could totally kick Toad's ass if Toad didn't transform into the Hulk.

5: Mario was buried within his clothes.. Uh-huh..

THIS SUCKS

[Super Mario Death]

Woah.. This is just..

This.. This just sucks. SUPER MARIO HOLE WAS BETTER THEN THIS!

First of all the animation was so good.

AND OMFG ITS A SECRET SCENE WOW SO COOL!!1111111

1: DON'T MIX 2-D WITH 3RD DEMENSIONAL SPRITES!! DON'T USE HANDDRAWN MIXED WITH EDITS, RIPS, OR CUSTOMS!

2: Just TRY, not to get sprites mixed in with different games, seeing an 8-bit Luigi mixed with 128-bit Mario.. Just.. No..

3: The quiz was so damn easy, I mean.. Who DOESEN'T know Mario's creator? More like, do METROID'S creator! (Gumpei Yokoi)

Anyways, don't mix hand-drawn with edits, ripped, or customs, in fact.. Don't use it at all. Don't use any handdrawn sprites, or sprites that don't fit in the game, and I would give this a good 9.

TheUnsupported responds:

Thats what I call a good review. It show error I made so next time I wont do the same crap error. Thanks