pastabilities's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Link-et?!]

ROFL @ Daily 5th

this wasn't really anything special, I know I saw the script for this at VCA, and I almost applied for a voice part as Link.

LilDwarf responds:

ok....O_o

[Tails and his GBA 3]

These aren't funny.

I don't know how you can slap an AYB joke and then it's all front page. Seriously, the animation is fucking great, but it seems that's all you need to get on the front page. Then people kiss ass because it's good animation. And they think the jokes are original. No! It isn't! Putting "LMAO" and "ROFL!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!! lol i funny for teh 1s in the !!!! and taslkin lik dis lololololol" isn't funny at all.

Please develop some humor skills when you make a comedy sprite movie like this.

RupeeClock responds:

1: That was just the opening, but it wasn't MEANT to be the best part of the movie. :S

2: There's no AYB joke in this movie, you're thinking of GBA 2, and THAT didn't get frontpage!

[Who Killed Ken Kutaragi]

Animation was... jumpy.

The only funny thing was possibly the intro. Everything else was just random blather that the characters pulled out of their asses.

Plus, the Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater joke was so unnecessary (as was the incredibly jumpiness of the character models) . EVA never even really betrayed Snake that much, mostly lied to him. Wasen't evil, either.

However, it was an OK flash.

AceRaynor responds:

I don't recall ever saying Eva was evil. Eva lied to Snake, slept with him, and ran off with the money (which later turned out to be fake but whatever). I'd feel betrayed if something like that happened. Hell, I'd feel betrayed if someone ate my sandwich...

[Mr_Artist attack]

Heh.

I like your replies to the reviewers.
It doesn't desurve a ten, but it'll get a high one, because like Family Guy, I generally love random shit. FIVEN IFDUFDFIFIVIVE IFDCE FICE FICVJE FICE!!!1111!V b

BreadFruitLock responds:

YOU HAVE PLZED THE BREADFRUIT

[Super Mario Physics]

Genius.

Wow, this was really good. The humor was fresh, nothing was cliche. Although, you could've heightened your pitch for Lakitu.

"It's a-me! Mar--*spontaneous combusteds*"
Heh. Nice staying in course with the game. There were no plotholes, it was awesome.

Magius responds:

Glad you like it, but none of it was cliche? I find that a little hard to believe...

Thanks. ^^

[Mario the F*cker [EDITED]]

lol

Lol, should've stuck the alternate ending. Great movie, but the bleeps barely did anything...

averageroadkill responds:

lol thanks...by the way your like the 15th person to say the bleeps dont do anything...i dunno why everyone thinks that, and besides i don't know what to do about it XD

[-meh.-]

Uh..

The play button didn't work..

But I gave everything a 5 to balence everything out, unlike all the 0's the morons on Newgrounds give.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Are you sure the play button didnt work?

I've tried it on 2 different computers and had no problems thus far.

:( Hmmmm.

[Mario's Bang]

Heh

The mouth on Mario is half-assed done.
Although.. She's driving Mario so crazy he's defying laws of gravity!

LordOfKetchup responds:

Exactly! I thought nobody would get that. Next up, Isaac Newton vs. Mario.

OMG!!1!! Who will win!?!?!11/

[Super Mario: Toads Rage 7]

"...TOAD"

Now, if only that great animation skills could've fit in with good plot, good voice acting, and good ... Well, overall. I guess they didn't like the great animation.

mchawking responds:

It's cool... look for improvements in teh future.

~Nate Johnson
natenation dot com

[Mario And Luigi Forever 1]

Whatever Happened to Robot-Plot?

Dude
My computer FUCKED UP when I watched this. Geez, great, another artist who puts WAY too much detail in the Mushrrom Kingdom, just like when Randy Solem did in Rotmk3.

Good choice of OCRemixes.

...Where is the plot. All I saw was "When M&L were born they had an important task", then I saw random koopas beating the shit out of Toads.

Then theres this weird scene I don't understand at all with Mario. Hes in bed.. O NOES BAD THINGS HAPPEN!111

Hah, nice easter egg on the TV.

Was.. The Toad molesting the kid..? Just frickin' great, now perversion.

Good trailers, I still don't understand anything.

At the intro, I was all like "brilliant!" I guess I take back my comment and replace it with "Not dumb!". Oh yeah, animation was good.

Anyways, DEVELOP A PLOT, not EVERYONE wants action stuff and all there is will be action crap.

Swapp responds:

Commentary Quote :

The plot may seem a little odd but more will be explained in part 2...

>.>.....sigh